cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

kamikatlifts:


IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

so-personal:

everything personal♡
leanonstephen:

cat-pictures-blog:

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT
coldplay-kid:

xyloto:

parachutes-ghoststories:

Attempting to recreate the Parachutes cover with my new globe lamp

HOLY SHIT YES

OH MY GOD I LOVE IT
where did you get your lamp i nEED IT