eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

teamrocketing:

we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like

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thetomska:

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

Maybe he wanted a boy?

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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(Source: tekkenball)

inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET
thatfunnyblog:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.